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Hall playing well so far

Has Casemiro got goalkeeping gloves on?

Love him so much man

Man U supporter texted me saying he cant see anything but a comfortable Newcastle win tonight. We then spent the next 30 minutes convincing each other our side is going to struggle tonight

Bit funny that we're playing our left winger as a striker ahead of our £40m striker, who instead will be playing left wing

So disappointed for him to not get the chance to show Dortmund what they are missing out on

He could barely keep a club the size of Newcastle in the PL (in fact, he failed twice) where due to our name and fan base he could attract players and managers of much higher calibre than he could at a Reading or Derby. How we weren't relegated under Bruce, I'll never know tbh, and there certainly won't be an ASM and Wilson at Reading papering over the huge cracks like he could have here. He failed at every single part of being an owner of a football club, he's a fucking idiot and there is absolutely no chance he makes a League 1 club into a PL side.

Done a distinctly average (at best) job at Hammarby in Sweden.

So what exactly was your point then? Because it sounded very much like that was your point.

You've got five players unavailable today, we had seven yesterday. And your bench today probably cost more than our starting eleven yesterday as well.

Fucking hate Nuñes like, such a punchable twattish face and seems to be getting jammy goals all the fucking time. Plus he always scores against us, the annoying prick

But it still feels like the same time as normal with the clocks going back

Im just going to assume you forgot about Livramento here

Their second goal, there's so much mental fatigue in our players there.

Aye, absolutely no way would I start him.

Some giant on for them

Neto fucked

Been coming for fucking ages ffs. Our players are absolutely fucked

Fucking hell ref

Pretty even Id say. They look canny dangerous when they get the ball on the wings.

Hwang gets the ball before he kicks Schär, doesn't he?

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