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Definitely my favourite manager out there. Funny bloke and a brilliant manager.

Not a player, but Tord Grip, Sven Göran Eriksson's right hand man, was at the pub where I work yesterday watching the Man United game. Heard him talking to one of our regulars about Rooney a bit, saying how him and Sven were devastated when he had his injury before the world cup four years ago.

Losing streak continues then as Elfsborg fails to score. Cunts.

Elfsborg has hit the frame of the goal three times in the last five minutes Make that four times in ten minutes!

GAIS missed a penalty against Malmö.

Aye, it's horrible. Don't watch much else but AIK tbh.

Örebro winning 2-0 at half time, 0-0 in both other Swedish games.

Jose.

Got Örebro, Malmö or draw, Liverpool and Elfsborg.

Fucking AIK! Was a shite game apparently, almost a good thing I had to work so I wouldn't have to be there freezing my bollocks off.

Home wins for Häcken, Helsingborg and AIK in Allsvenskan today. Häcken are playing Djurgården, who by the smallest of margins stayed up last season. They've had a massive squad overhaul though and a new manager, so they're tough to read. Häcken is a team I'm guessing that will often give you decent odds but will still be favourites to win, they should be the Villa or the Everton of Allsvenskan this season. I think Henrik Larsson might be out for Helsingborg today, not sure though. They should be good enough to beat Brommapojkarna anyway. AIK won the league and cup last year, and started this season by winning our version of Community Shield last week. Mjällby are newcomers, and I don't know anything about them tbh, except we played them in the cup last year and beat them 2-1. Our record at home is usually very good as well. I'm staying clear of Halmstad - Trelleborg, because I just don't know enough about either teams. What should be taken into consideration is that the pitches will be very poor at most places, which might make betting a bit more unpredictable.

Don't waste your money lads, Rooney will be injured in the world cup.

Second team in that every time I watch them play, I want them to finish with the second most goals in that game.

That should have been 2-0

Get in Lille!!

He looks around 16 to me, just he's physically massive. Plus he was born in Belgium so doubt he could forge documents and actually get away with it. Aye, it's not like he's from Nigeria

Half chicken, half man?

Isn't it the first leg tonight? Crap, indeed it is

What was the score in Liverpool against Lille?

Valencia, Benfica double.

I did go for that, easy money. Shame I lost all that money by including Bordeux in a triple with Man U and Real Madrid.

Given Beye Marcelino Bassong Babayaro Milner Jenas Emre Duff Owen Luque

Throw out all your Futureheads CDs and Peter Kay DVDs. This is the way forward I think - symbolic hoying of stuff with remind you not to bet on their match again. Haven't got anything with Peter Kay and the only Futureheads I've got is in digital form. The symbolism of throwing a folder on my computer to the bin doesn't sound very dramatic

Cunt off you mackem fucking scums! Goes for Bolton as well, the fucking scum. Fucked my bet up on Saturday and now today again. Scum.

Awesome, none in the bottom three can now catch us