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North Korea, Ghana and Slovakia.

I think so, yeah. I'd definitely take him off Spurs hands should they get relegated.

Charlize Theron :smitten:

Presumably Ashley.

Same, but Roma instead of Werder Bremen.

Abidal is better than Cole IMO, and why would you want to play Enrique on the wing? Defending is what he does best, so I say we let him keep playing as a defender

Rosicky, Eboue, Song and Silvestre. There, that's four I don't think he's doing so much to prove a point as he is to blood his youngsters. For 18 year old kids to get to play a quarter final against world class players will do them a world of good.

McCarthy scores and Ballack misses.

Of course not, they have Robinson in goal! I'm assuming Cech's in goal? Hillario

You should just play it to his hands instead

Aye, he's only scored ten goals in thirteen games in the league I agree with the rest of your post though

I'd prefer it to be the other way around tbh. The game is fair during 180 minutes of football, but the home team in the second leg gets a big advantage if it goes to extra time, so to even that out, get the away goal rule in extra time only.

Hargreaves to give their medical staff some more practise?

You haven't got anyone to bring on either, shame. Is that the strongest bench in the history of football?

Cracking game, City - Arsenal. Arsenal didn't deserve to lose 3-0, but I thought it was fair that City went through.

Incredible tempo in the City - Arsenal game like, barely a pass not going forward. Great watch, even though there's been some sloppy play. Anyone's game really, would love for Arsenal to win it though.

Defender, midfielder and forward. Is that a perfect injury hattrick? Think the perfect one would have been lone forward gets injured, replaced, the replacement gets injured and then his replacement also gets injured.

PSG just scored 4 goals in less than ten minutes to go from losing 1-0 to winning 4-1

Howard looked proper surprised when that didn't go in

Village Idiot, will you be fielding your best team against Xerez tonight?

I can see what you mean, but I quite like that. Gives the Europa League a few more decent teams to watch.

Aye, they're probably shite or something and you've got a very decent team on paper. At least I may have put a curse on them for you tonight

Got AEK, Valencia and Hamburg on a triple, and going to take Arsenal and Chelsea on a double.

What's your opinion on Jo? Every time I've seen him, he's been dire. Can't believe he's getting a game when you've got Saha and Yakubu on the bench, even though Saha is just returning from injury.

Personally, I think every team should be forced to play with at least 5 strikers and no more than two defenders, including the goal keeper. Then there'd be loads of goals and extremely entertaining. If goals is the only entertaining part you can see in football, maybe you should try another sport? I hear they score loads of points in basketball. I believe there might be a village somewhere missing an idiot! Why don't you just go back to it then?