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Where the fuck does the four minutes come from?

Taylor doing a Shearer

Come on the Vuckicinator!

Any word on attendance?

Me too. Much more of a link-up, Viduka-type than I'd expected. Yep. Will be a fucking amazing player if he can start scoring like he's done for the reserves. Can't believe he's only 18, the lad is a beast.

Good free kick.

Ranger to score here!

Guthrie is fucking everywhere man

Guthrie begs to differ Getting way too deep now, reminds me of the Kinnear days

Fucking shoot Ranger! Still does well, Nolan should have done better!

Ranger is fucking strong for such a young lad.

Nolan chests it down to Ranger who plays a short pass to Danny Guthrie who beats his man and shoots a rocket in the roof of the net from a yard outside of the penalty area.

Def looks more useful in a more advanced position when we've got others to do the running Agree, but I still rather have a striker there. Yep i mean behind the front men in general, his main strength is how well he can link it up around the area Aye, I know what you mean. I just rather get a striker with some pace to play there and don't have Nolan on the pitch. Lövenkrands would complement each and every one of our current strikers quite well IYAM.

Class run from Barton and a class lay off from Nolan. Shame about the cross.

Look at that pass man!

Def looks more useful in a more advanced position when we've got others to do the running Agree, but I still rather have a striker there.

Not a bad effort from Gezza

DANNY! I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!

Shearer definitely telling his son (?) not to worry, he'll be in charge by next game

I'd get Barton and Geremi off for Vuckic and LuaLua. Barton doesn't look fit at all, or he's just being shite, whatever you want. Geremi is just plain and simply piss poor.

Not a bad effort from Ranger there.

Yes id get Geremi off, his movement is disasterous Agreed. Barton out wide, Nolan into the middle and a second striker on. Well that at some point later in the half - around 60-70 minutes. Who is this "second striker" you're talking about? Going to have to be one of the youngsters innit. Is Baheng a striker? If he is, then he's the only one on the bench.

Yes id get Geremi off, his movement is disasterous Agreed. Barton out wide, Nolan into the middle and a second striker on. Well that at some point later in the half - around 60-70 minutes. Who is this "second striker" you're talking about?

Done alright IMO. Aye. done nowt wrong. Just not looking dangerous, which isn't his fault.

That was a lovely move