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Jose is absolutely taking the piss

Pedersen, wasn't it? I hate him for a reason, think it was that. You sir, is correct.

Didn't look off side to me.

Ranger looks a decent targetman, need him to get into the box more (assuming we can actually get a few crosses in)

What are you saying? That it wasn't intentional?

Geremi for fucks sake

Aye, he's way too good for this league Won't keep him long. Takes the piss again

Aye, he's way too good for this league

Good save Harper! Taylor was nowhere to be seen.

Ranger wins another flick on for Nolan, that's twice now he's won the header clean as possible.

Definitely two handballs there like. Ah well.

Fuck me, look at that pace from Enrique!

Aye. No surprise to see Guthrie and Barton both heavily involved in it.

No one's holding you at gun point Nolan for fucks sake!

Barton and Guthrie seems to be swapping a lot between who's on the left and who's in the middle

Fuck me, where was our defence there?

Good piece of play there.

Fucking hell

Ryan Donaldson is third favourite to score in our game tonight on bet365, after Ameobi and Ranger. Do they know something we don't?

Trixie in Helsingborg, Örebro and GAIS. Need two to go in to get my money back, but I think I'll be lucky to even get that.

It's streamed live (legally) on bet365.com. All you need is an account, no need to spend any money. Ps. Sorry if this does not apply doon under I fucking hate the fact that we will not have this game on live telly because of a fuckin Zlatan Ibrahimovic wankfest! Damn you TV4! indeed! One more reason to hate that big nosed fucker

It's streamed live (legally) on bet365.com. All you need is an account, no need to spend any money. Ps. Sorry if this does not apply doon under

Thought they were in talks with Seymore Pierce and not with the club? Also, what about the announcement they were thinking about on Friday?

Our press is saying the same. No quotes or source though. Strange business for him, shitty business for us (why am I not surprised). I've seen it all now when a Barcelona fan is bemoaning his club at the loss of a fringe player. It's not the loss on itself (his playing time is better used for youngsters), but the fact how we are absolutely uncapable of doing any kind of good business regarding transfers. Even Real was able to get 5m for Saviola. We have to even pay the fuel to drive the player to his next club. And it's always, always like that. How much did you get for Ronaldinho?

Piennar? Sorry, I meant a proper left winger. Pienaar and Baines link up great at times, but it'd be great to have someone who will actually just bomb down the wing. Although in truth would prefer it on the other side, seeing Osman and Hibbert attempt to destroy sides is embarrassing. Do you not rate Piennar then? I obviously don't watch Everton as much as you do, but I reckon he's a canny little player. Looked really good at the tail end of last season. Oh, I really rate him. I'll hold my hands up and say he proved me wrong; start of last season I didn't expect much from him but he's turned into an extremely useful player, one of our best. What I'm saying is, he isn't a natural winger (pretty much always cuts inside onto his favoured right foot), and it'd be helpful to have a natural winger (perhaps from the bench) to offer something different. Fair enough. Just thought it seemed awfully harsh to want someone to replace him. Remember that I'm a Newcastle fan and we don't do squad depth here.