Alberto2005

Too much of a coincidence seen as he's a left back.

This.

We'll have to get t'Dave to write us translations.

Move this

"A've had t'clap and 4 kids by time a wus 18" "Thats nowt that lass, a had 5 and a dose of t'crabs from 14 while 16" alright i know, my accent is terrible.... is that what you meant Dave or did you really mean they are deformed? They think they are ace. They're not. I can imagine Dave now, going round in his mod trousers telling everyone he's the main man of Newcastle-Online, infact i bet it's his chatup line... "Hey, what's your name then?" "I'm Dave,N-O Mod of the year" That was Bluf though. You lied, that makes it worse

"A've had t'clap and 4 kids by time a wus 18" "Thats nowt that lass, a had 5 and a dose of t'crabs from 14 while 16" alright i know, my accent is terrible.... is that what you meant Dave or did you really mean they are deformed? They think they are ace. They're not. I can imagine Dave now, going round in his mod trousers telling everyone he's the main man of Newcastle-Online, infact i bet it's his chatup line... "Hey, what's your name then?" "I'm Dave,N-O Mod of the year"

You a leeds lad then? I live 20 minutes from Leeds but i'm not that broad Same here but in Harrogate My grandma used to have a caravan in Harrogate , played against Harrogate Railway football team last year. LOL With the slopey pitch? Railway's ground is in Starbeck, right f****** numpties around there! I happen to live just outside There was the ground, then another pitch to the left of that then a clubhouse The clubhouse come pub is called the Dagger! Did they still have abandoned trains near by? They might have cleared it all up after the Sky money they got from the Bristoil City game! That was funny as f*** when it was on sky! Bristol city refused to use the changing rooms, so they got changed on the coach! mackems.gif I don't remember, went in the clubhouse like, had scummy Leeds on the big screen.

Yeh, played against them before aswell, they had a right mouthy cunt playing for them, went to Pudsey and got signed up for Bradford or someone but got kicked out because he was a twat.

You a leeds lad then? I live 20 minutes from Leeds but i'm not that broad Whereabouts are you? Just for the record, i don't live in Wakefield... it's a f****** shithole , don't know if you've heard of it but it's town called Ossett Are you a sporting boy? Ossett Sporting boys no mate, i play for Ossett Town against teams like Rothwell, Pudsey, Farsley Celtic, all tossers tbh I worked in Ossett about 10 years ago and no offence but it was a horrible experience. I couldn't wait to drive up the M1 every Friday night. Are you for real?

You a leeds lad then? I live 20 minutes from Leeds but i'm not that broad Same here but in Harrogate My grandma used to have a caravan in Harrogate , played against Harrogate Railway football team last year. LOL With the slopey pitch? Railway's ground is in Starbeck, right f****** numpties around there! I happen to live just outside There was the ground, then another pitch to the left of that then a clubhouse

You a leeds lad then? I live 20 minutes from Leeds but i'm not that broad Whereabouts are you? Just for the record, i don't live in Wakefield... it's a f****** shithole , don't know if you've heard of it but it's town called Ossett Are you a sporting boy? Ossett Sporting boys no mate, i play for Ossett Town against teams like Rothwell, Pudsey, Farsley Celtic, all tossers tbh

You a leeds lad then? I live 20 minutes from Leeds but i'm not that broad Same here but in Harrogate My grandma used to have a caravan in Harrogate , played against Harrogate Railway football team last year.

You a leeds lad then? I live 20 minutes from Leeds but i'm not that broad Whereabouts are you? Just for the record, i don't live in Wakefield... it's a fucking shithole , don't know if you've heard of it but it's town called Ossett

You a leeds lad then? I live 20 minutes from Leeds but i'm not that broad

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Number he had at Leeds.

http://www.vorsprungdurchwebstandards.de/img/drago-full.jpg I must break you. Why the pic of Sami Hyypia? Bendtner.

As someone posted yesterday, Dragutinovic is still with the Sevilla squad on a trip to marbella, we'll have to see.

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Too much anyway, wouldn't pay anything over 4m max for him, highly doubt Baines "snubbed" Everton as he was even at the ground the other day, fee problems and hopefully we can nick him. You've been to Goodison Park? An hour there and you're thinking... 'God I'll have to play here 18 times a season, my car don't stand a chance' (pulls phone out of pocket) 'Hello Sam?, Please bring me up to Newcastle, I'll accept any wage you want to offer, just get me away from Goodison!' There's me thinking the league consisted of 19 home games and 19 away games

Too much anyway, wouldn't pay anything over 4m max for him, highly doubt Baines "snubbed" Everton as he was even at the ground the other day, fee problems and hopefully we can nick him.

Any news of a press conference? suprised we never had one for any of our signings.

How could you!............. James.

Alan Smith has been signed because he can play in different formations, something Allardyce will use, people talk about him playing as a striker and a midfielder which is correct but i think we're forgetting that at Leeds he was often used as a right winger, playing the 4-3-3 formation under Allardyce will give him the opportunity to play as the right winger in a front 3, i personally think this is where he'll be used a lot of the time.