Dr Venkman

It’s going to be a very bubbly January.

Get it updated

And…..who’s having sex with you?

‘He’s a good player but it’s a lot of money. It also sets a precedent for other potential signings and will most likely piss of the existing squad.’ wat

Loved that one.

Does he know how to use them?

That’s fair.

Ran the bath. Got in the bath. Checked N Online. KT on his way. Coincidence? Over the moon with this. Such a good signing for all the reasons people have already mentioned. We might still go down and we’ve got more players to bring in, no doubt. Starting to feel like we’re back, though, isn’t it?

Most of them aye.

It’s a shame about this thread.

Aye, plenty NEVER learn this lesson though. Quite a few on here as well.

'Americans are about solutions, not problems'. What, ALL of them?

Oh they’re an absolute gift, always have been.

Glad I got a couple for this relatively early!

Is this for real?

No, sorry.

And wanting to bring family back to the UK, apparently.

No, sorry.

Yeah I was leaning on the seat in front of me getting my breath back after de Gea made that save.

I’m hoping we get to see ASM and Joelinton as they’re my little lad’s favourite players. We’ve been working on the Joelinton song for a couple of weeks.

That reads like a response to the prompt ‘write an extremely negative opinion piece about NUFC’.

I think the ‘main idea of football’ is playing/watching it TBH but to each their own.

Go on then….. ’this cunt ******* yet?’ It’s not funny and it’s been going on for years.

cc: Football Pet Hates