Dr Venkman

This has got such potential. Even during the absolute peak last summer it took us longer than an hour to Move On.

Give me an M Give me an ove On

You’re not doing this right. We need 12 new players across all positions. Anything less is failure.

I’m shocked.

The vast majority of that is absolutely rank behaviour TBH, had to turn it off a couple of mins in.

A revitalised Leao and Darwin Nunez leading the line for Eddie’s mags. Make it so.

Which is unfortunate.

Shearer/Shola.

Great. Looking forward to that.

Falls over when he tries to shoot.

Let’s compromise on miserable cunts.

Before the woke liberal agenda took over we would have just called them cunts.

Sandro is open to a move if it materialises but not pushing for one and still as committed as ever. That’s why he kept playing, and there was no drop off in his play that I could see.

I think it’s a lot more than what he’s worth to us as an NUFC player.

Gets into good positions. His finishing is embarrassing. Like really, really bad.

Trivial Pursuits

But what does the pretend Man U fan think? Not Froggy, the other one.

No-one has addressed a poster.

Hope you stick around mate. Don’t let the bastards grind you down.

I can totally see him doing well there. But is he worth £70m to us, now? I don’t think he’s worth anywhere near TBH.

At the end of the day lads we’ve just sold a player for £70m who falls over when he tries to shoot.

I like it, TBH. Good fee, early business.