Dr Venkman

I realise this is flippant but there’s a significant part of me that thinks if we replaced Longstaff with someone who can do all of the graft he does and put away chances, we’d win the fucking league.

Haha, class! Only know what you look like from the odd pre match tweet and I spotted you straight away! 'There's Paully, he's taken his scarf, good lad. Hope his heartburn's not too bad'.

Paully were you at the Leicester match wearing an orange jacket? Could have sworn I saw you on the telly.

Start Isak if he’s fit enough.

Delighted. Did think we looked a bit more open at the back than usual but hopefully a one off. GTFI. Also, Isak looks great. That run where he took it from the half way line and won a corner. Wilson can’t do that anymore. He’s mint, but he can’t do that.

What a truly beautiful moment.

I don’t agree with you being antagonised but please, let’s not compare RTG and this forum. They are very very different.

A mental image I don’t need.

Just admit it's all your fault.

Who had delusional on their bingo card?

Not like facts?

An alley...

Who says you can’t start a match without being match fit?

May need to change the stadium name, heard he’s afraid of parks.

I don’t think a loss away to Sheff Wed with a massively changed line up has any bearing on where we finish. EH is a mentality monster, we’ll keep getting better.

Eh? Match fitness requires matches.

Learned recently that a mate of mine was in Sunderland on Boxing Day, don’t ask me why, and they went to ‘a pub’ to watch us play Leicester. All going swimmingly until the 7th minute when we scored our second and they turned it off .

He gets a pass from me for a lonnnnnng time yet. He’s been outrageously good.

Meh, you can’t win ‘em all. A frustrating one but I doubt I’ll think about it much at all from tomorrow onwards.

I haven’t watched that video but I’ve been hearing stuff like this for months which was why I thought he’d be sold last Summer.

I said 2 x 30 mins! Put appropriate time limits on stoppages to keep it under 2 hours allowing for half time. It can be done.

I’m not seeing how 2 x 30 minute halves turns into a 2.5 hour game but at this point, who cares.

Would you? Why? 30 minutes per half? The major flaw is something no-one had mentioned yet. Too difficult to embed at all levels of football.

I see. That’s a fair point but with careful implementation you’d be able to get it pretty reliable. There’s no reason there can’t be a time limit on throw ins, corners, free kicks etc. it would actually keep the game flowing really nicely if done right.