Dr Venkman

Is this performance art?

Crazy days.

Good point.

FFS York

No idea either. I’m back to the days of going into every game thinking we have a chance, thanks Eddie.

Mag

Here man you pure fannies we won loads of games without Bruno and Wilson last season.

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1 Martin Dubravka 10 Kieran Trippier 11 Paul Dummett 100 Sven Botman 101 Fabian Schar 110 Jamaal Lascelles 111 Joelinton 1000 Jonjo Shelvey 1001 Callum Wilson 1010 Allan Saint-Maximin 1011 Matt Ritchie 1100 Jamaal Lewis 1101 Matt Targett 1110 Alexander Isak 10001 Emil Krafth 10010 Federico Fernandes 10011 Javier Manquillo 10100 Chris Wood 10101 Ryan Fraser 10110 Nick Pope 10111 Jacob Murphy 11000 Miguel Almiron 11010 Karl Darlow 11011 Matty Longstaff 11100 Joe Willock 11101 Mark Gillespie 11111 Kell Watts 100000 Elliot Anderson 100001 Dan Burn 100100 Sean Longstaff 100111 Bruno Guimaraes

I think we win this.

I can think of another band who have already played at SJP.

You didn’t know black metal was invented in Wallsend?

He is.

Why are we keeping him in a massive coop?

You're really a great addition to this thread.

Howe is conservative with his squad management, integrating players into the team, etc. 8 over 2 windows is enough.

I’ve said this before but 1 more signing takes us to 8 over 2 windows, that’s enough.

Going well is it?

This will be a really good test. If we’re going to have the sort of season we hope for (at least bothering the top 6) we have to go and get a draw and a good performance at the absolute least.

Heard a completely random rumour about a swap deal for Fede/De Tomas, throwing it in here because why not.

Pipedream

We're pretty well stocked in defence, not sure if Ibanez could even Vai for a position to be honest.

Alan Virginius.

I really like him, BTW.

Our defenders are more comfortable on the ball than our attackers