Ritchie

If we don't win this now..

Pace from midfield.

Fucking Debuchy, man. We've been banging on about him for over a year now and two weeks after he's signed we've totally forgotten about him.

Wouldn't mind a player that wasn't French.

He's so going to score against us.

How much have we spent?

http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20130124/haidara-signs-for-united_2281670_3051739

#19.

Signed. SSN.

Yanga-Mbiwa. Still shocked we've managed to get him.

What the fuck is going on?!

Reading says he's joking.

We should just sign a Frenchman everyday until the transfer window SLAMS SHUT.

Thank God Frank Lampard didn't kick him. He would've ate him.

If you think supporting Newcastle is bad, just imagine what an Arsenal fan is going through!

Awwh, would've been funny if it was confirmed at eight.

Five minutes.

Chris Coleman.

Hell, we may as well get Capoue while we're at it.

Sissoko is Yanga-Mbiwa's agent?

8pm.

Good. Now fuck off.

Think we should recall him before he wins a trophy.

YES!