Ritchie

Are we ever going to get the ball back?

Excellent by Ben Arfa.

Put Ba back on the left, please.

Unlucky, Ba.

Fucking prick.

He's won me some money!!

HE SCORES WHEN HE WANTS, HE SCORES WHEN HE WANTS!! PAPISS CISSE, HE SCORES WHEN HE WANTS!

YESSS!!!

COME ON!

Rob Lee is stuck in traffic.

Excellent line-up.

Tony Cottee reckons we've been lucky with injuries..

Get Debuchy in, please.

Don't really pay much notice to The Sun but found this interesting;

Same team again for this one then? Do we have any injuries I've forgotten about?

FFS Milan, you're playing like I've got a bet on you to win or something. (I do, btw).

Nice selection of Foot Tribune (MCS 19:15). We talk PSG, Algeria and Newcastle with Vahid Halilhodzic, Laurent Robert and Raymond Domenech.

I was gutted. April's Fools Day never even came into my mind.

What a bitter cunt Murray is.

Hansen's drinking from the same bottle as Carroll.

Fuck it, have a pizza.

FFS, they're just a team full of midgets.

Ugh, took off Graham. They've got no chance now.

FFS, wasn't even a corner.