Ritchie

Has to be Liverpool. We all waited well over a year for that game and it couldn't have gone any better.

shut the fuck up.

What a cunt! Against his old team, too.

FUCK OFF YOUNG! YOU DIVING FUCKING CUNT!

Who comes up with this shit?

Do Manchester United really need another centre back, though?

Won a tenner. Cheers!

RIP.

Dalglish: "If you can't enjoy winning you might as well put the lid on the box because it's time up for you."

Portsmouth survive for another week.

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POMPEY!

Portsmouth.

That's him not being invited back, then.

Today's 3 o'clocks are canny shit, like.

Chelsea, win the Champions League?

We're in Europe.

Ugh, what the fuck was that in the City crowd?

Wolves, man. No wonder they're getting fucking relegated.

Will it make him score again?

Does Carroll ever wash his hair? Greasy cunt.

What the fuck's he doing?

Andy Carroll is Liverpool's hero tonight. Aww!