Ritchie

First two games feature Wigan and Bolton. I'm going to fall asleep here and miss it.

Noticed that, too Absolute Numpties.

Knowing ITV, they'll probably only show Jonas' goal.

He's so getting dropped for the QPR game.

Watch Ben Arfa be back on the bench.

Take Obertan Off, Wingers Score.

YESSS!!!

Williamson. He'll never score for us!

YESSSS!!!

Simpson off, Raylor on.

Obertan off and Ben Arfa on the wing? This can't be real.

THANK FUCK OBERTAN IS OFF!!

It's like playing for four fullbacks here.

Come on, ffs.

Pardew's love-in for Obertan is getting ridiculous now.

Come On!

Jordan Rhodes has gone fucking mental.

That's him sold then.

Wish I never looked in this thread now.

I, too, will also be leaving Ba on the bench. Not out of respect, though, but because I can't afford to buy him back.

Since when has Dzeko been returning to form?

Imagine if it was this windy in mackemland.

Ithnan from Derby on text: "At this rate Steve Kean will be calling Sir Alex to offer his support."