Ritchie

Fucking hate Howard Webb.

RYAN TAYLOR!

Tried to amputate Bardsley's foot. Get in!

What did Cabaye do?

Nobody likes Solano. http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/entries/icons/original/000/003/619/Untitled-1.jpg?1288903617

Pinto is the best sub keeper in the world.

Pepe, ffs.

The Return of Matty Pattison!

Referee.

What a run, shame about the finish.

Can we just not show up?

Balotelli should be MOTM.

Can they add Marvin Martin into the mix as well, please?

Jara should change his name every match.

We should put a bid in.

Would be funny if Man United lost this.

34 points. Vidic, captain Nani and Yaya Toure to play.

Why the fuck is Wilkins commentating on Chelsea games? They'll have Gary Neville doing Manchester United matches, next.

Dive.

Same old Lampard, shit for England.

26 points with four to play.

Fuck! Lovenkrands is coming on!

Come on Best! You can get the winner here!

Come on! We can nick this!

Yellow for Barton. Phew!