Ritchie

I've got some dickhead kid singing. Glad there's no sound.

Any predictions on the first injury?

What's ganning on?

Anybody seen Hatem?

Fucking hell, this wouldn't be Newcastle without our fucking best player getting injured again.

I fucking told you.

Am I completely wasting my time listening to this ESPN radio thing?

'Rested'.

Chelsea bid for Romelu Lukau. Surely we should be going all out for Sturridge now.

Sessegnon is better than any player on Newcastle's books by an absolute distance. http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01128/8_19_350x475_1128389a.jpg

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They haven't mentioned it all night so I doubt it.

Did he survive?

What the fuck is going on?

He's so getting injured again.

Yes! Jay Bothroyd's having a medical at QPR!

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/07/11/article-2013504-0CF7EFC500000578-784_634x519.jpg "Fuck! Have I really signed for Stoke?!"

There's a Match Thread!

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http://www.banbury.oxon.sch.uk/parents/images/ofsted_logo_lge.gif

http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/png/misc-are-you-fucking-kidding-me-clean.png

England's keeper is well shit.

Ouch!