Ritchie

Sanchez is awesome. Hope he doesn't go to Manchester.

Sometimes I forget we've still got Ben Arfa. Our midfield next season is going to be fucking awesome!

Rather have Neil Warnock.

Stoke?! They'll flog him off next summer, like, so not suited to their type of football.

He also dives a lot.

So, um we've got no goal scorers.

He's a diving bastard.

We just need one more Taylor in central defence to complete the set.

Imagine if Mike Ashley approached the mackems for Steve Bruce.

Enrique can fuck off if he's going to run down his contract, like. Either sign up and stay or just bugger off so we can get some money in.

17.

He misses us.

Did I miss something?

The deal was for £19.25 Million, apparently.

Sunderland; the home for top four rejects.

Because it doesn't involve a release clause.

Ugh, not that diving bastard.

Please be a new contract / incoming signing.

Why are ITV advertising highlights of something I'm already watching?

Any chance we can put in a bid for Barnetta before the game finishes?