Ritchie

Just noticed Keith Treacy signed for Burnley. Fuck Yeah!

What's going on?!

Has Harper played in a preseason game yet?

Has Van Persie broke down yet?

I wonder what minute Ireland will break down.

Championship looks solid this year. All Leicestor need is Yakubu back and they should walk it.

A Bridge Too Far

Hi VI. Who are Atletico Madrid expecting to replace Aguero and Forlan (assuming he's leaving) with?

Any injuries?

He came off the bench in the last game and I think he started the first.

What's wrong with his forehead?

So, umm, what did he actually say?

Shoot man, Enrique!

How long is this fucking song?!

Not even the Half time entertainment can be arsed.

Who allowed Mike on?!

I hope one of them midgets gets blasted in the face with the ball.

Lovenkrands is so fucking shit.

I've got some dickhead kid singing. Glad there's no sound.

Any predictions on the first injury?

What's ganning on?

Anybody seen Hatem?

Fucking hell, this wouldn't be Newcastle without our fucking best player getting injured again.