Ritchie

So, um we've got no goal scorers.

He's a diving bastard.

We just need one more Taylor in central defence to complete the set.

Imagine if Mike Ashley approached the mackems for Steve Bruce.

Enrique can fuck off if he's going to run down his contract, like. Either sign up and stay or just bugger off so we can get some money in.

17.

He misses us.

Did I miss something?

The deal was for £19.25 Million, apparently.

Sunderland; the home for top four rejects.

Because it doesn't involve a release clause.

Ugh, not that diving bastard.

Please be a new contract / incoming signing.

Why are ITV advertising highlights of something I'm already watching?

Any chance we can put in a bid for Barnetta before the game finishes?

Maybe we've secretly slipped in Moussa Sow into the deal as well.

Probably bollocks but the mackems have been told Roger Johnson will cost them £14 million.

Never even heard of that first guy actually. 31 year old from Ipswich I think that they've given a three year deal to.

Fulham fan e-mailed SSN and reckons they're a bigger club than Aston Villa. Sorry, but even I know you're not.

It's nice but it'll be used less than this silver kit that nobody remembers; http://www.epltalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/new-newcastle-third-shirt.jpg