Ritchie

We've done well so far.

Shola man, hold it up.

Well two of their players should be booked.

Giggs has fouled.

Shola, what the fuck.

Ameobi, ffs.

Here Shola, where's the mask?!

Doing well here.

Well in Tim!

Come on lads!

Just fuck off Allardyce you fat prick!

Nice assist for Atletico there.

What happened?

Nice one, Andy.

Stoke.

He fell over Carroll, ffs.

He's signing for us.

Fuck off, Motson, you cunt.

My Guy Gay. Can't get a much worse name than that.

Oh look, it's the mackems up next.

Di Maria. What the fuck was that?

No wonder Barton can't get into the England team. Capello: "Mez selecta Goezy Barrlon." SSN: "..and to round up the midfield is Gareth Barry."

Fucking hell, look at that goal difference! Barcelona +69 Real Madrid +50