Ritchie

I wish commentators would stop mentioning things they haven't fully seen. It makes them look like right idiots on the replay.

What a fucking idiot.

Please win today, Newcastle.

We need to finish these chances.

Robinson and Elmander on Bolton's right. Enrique and Jonas could rape them all day.

Let's just say yes.

YYYEYEAEAHAHHH!!! WHAAOOOO!!!

£10 Birthday bet on Newcastle. £5 Birthday bet on Blackpool. *fingers crossed*

The Sun (I know) reckon he was only on eight grand a week.

Remember when Nicky Butt was our holding midfield player?

Excellent news.

Madrid haven't beaten Lyon for years.

Hola!

Maybe a bit unrealistic, but Luiz Adriano might want to test himself in the Premier League.

Jose. How could you do this to us?!

Number of goals conceded by Arsenal against Barcelona this season: 1 Number of goals conceded by Arsenal against NUFC this season: 5

fucking hell!

Is the commentator fucking blind? The idiot.

Why do we only have two matches in March? Is it always like this?

I love how Jonas always wants to hug someone when we score.

Birthday win for me, please.

A fucking win after so long without one feels so good.

Milan score another four goals in less than two minutes. 6-2 now.

A total of nine minutes of added time. What the fuck?!