Ritchie

Arsenal equalise.

The bottlers have got one back.

We should hoy Colo up front just for a laugh.

It's like our team just doesn't want the ball.

WHAT THE FUCK?!

Game over.

Playing three centre backs never works. Why can't we play a simple 4-4-2?

Anyone decent we can bring on?

FOR FUCK SAKE!!

Shola trying to chest it in.

This is shit.

ffs.

Well rushing Enrique back was well worth it.

Nolan's found himself a new boyfriend.

Nice one Villa, you silly fuckers.

Now it's time for the real football. Oh wait, we're at Stoke.

Defoe trying his best not to score today.

Surely putting Ferguson on the wing is better than playing three centre backs who'll just get in the way of each other?

Enrique?

Defoe.

I'm just glad Barton's back.

Nice one, Defoe.

So, uhm, who's fit to play?

Went with this. £15 returns £78. I'll be very, very mad if it doesn't come off. Sorry Ronaldo, my fault. I decided to copy. Whoops.

Get your money on Lyon to qualify.