Ritchie

Hey, at least Arsenal had a shot at goal today.

The fuck is Scholes playing at?

What the fuck was that from Rooney?

Fergie time. Oh wait.

Arsenal.

That 'flew' by.

Arsenal.

Nearly.

Come on Milan!

How about Spurs and Both Schalke & Valencia to score? Not sure why I'm giving betting tips, like.

Allardyce, Coleman and Hoddle are no better either.

It was a "great" save, lads.

Kevin Phillips. Christ.

Please tell me the co-commentator isn't Dennis Wise.

Nani for £12M? Narh, rather have Quaresma.

"We had a good game." Houllier always seems to be on a loop.

I see Titus is back to his old self again.

Spot the odd one out.

Pardew said it the other day. He's just getting used to the green lazer beams we've put in his eyes so he can zap the ball into the back of the net.

Can we retract that five year contract we've given to Steven Taylor, please?!

What the hell are we playing now?!

We're shit without Joey.

YEEEESS!!