Ritchie

He said; "You don't have a helicopter waiting for him if you're not going to sell him." "If he's your best player, he should be on the highest wages." Idiot.

Jesus Christ, Coleman needs to shut his fucking mouth.

Fuck off, Coleman. The idiot doesn't have a fucking clue.

Ugh, what a cunt.

I hope his batteries are fully charged.

it?

Straight away, mate.

Awh, ffs!

Let's hope he fucks off for good.

West Brom vs. Wigan has been surprisingly entertaining. WBA have just hit the post twice in five minutes.

Somebody get on RAWK and ask what he actually said.

Hope you didn't take Rooney out.

Wigan 2-1. Watson.

What the fucking is Nolan doing giving interviews for other clubs?!

Mick McCarthy talking shit on SSN at the minute. "Phwoar, I could have got him for five million two years ago." Well you didn't so shut your fucking mouth.

Darren Bent cost more than Henry in 2006. No, he didn't. 2007 apologies was when they moved. Bent cost 18M, Henry 16M. Hmm. Still, when you look at it, Bent had established himself in the Premier League with a couple of seasons at Charlton. Carroll's barely had six months so it's an incredible deal.

Darren Bent cost more than Henry in 2006. No, he didn't.

Andy Carroll cost more than David Villa.

At least we've got Tiote, Barton, Colo and Enrique.. for now.

We should hear what Carroll says in the press conference before jumping to conclusions.

Andy Reid, James Beattie on loan and striker Sergei Kornilenko on loan from Zenit. Oh aye forgot about Puncheon. Reid, Beattie and Adam? I guess Blackpool are going for the fattest starting line-up ever.

His press conference will be the most interesting bit out of all this.

I bet Keys and Gray are gutted.

I like how most clubs are all excited and happy except fucking us!