Ritchie

Can we have Kranjcar, too please?

One win in seven games suggests we should be in the 'big trouble' section.

Liverpool!

Loan with an option to buy would be the best solution. If he does well, Tottenham can't demand silly money for him. If he doesn't do well, we can send him back.

Shame he'll be #10 next season.

Nice on Zoggy, you prick. Hopefully, we'll now pick up all three points on Sunday.

What a diving cunt.

Wolves winning.

Damn, subbed Malouda out of my FF team.

We fucked their squad up in the Carling Cup.

Arsenal winning.

Pennant signs for Stoke for £1.75 million.

Confirmed.

I'm sure a bid of around nine million would get him.

They're planning to ditch Luque as well.

Krul Simpson Williamson Coloccini Enrique Barton Nolan Tiote Jonas Ranger Carroll Win: 2-1.

Imagine if Smith's first goal was an overhead kick!

Co-Commentator being unbiased for once.

He's been sent off!

SEND DAWSON OFF!

Blackpool winning at the mackems.

Don't let Carroll take a freekick again, please.

Excellent from Krul!