Ritchie

Fuck you Steve Claridge and your shit show!

Promoted.

Come on you cunts!

Is that Mick McCarthy?!

What was the six added minutes for?

FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING CUNTS!!

WATFIRD!! GOOOAALL!

They should all be sent off.

The fans are apparently leaving already.

Because we're playing the worst team in the league, lololol.

The opposition. I suppose, but surely Hughton would want promotion wrapped up as quick as possible.

Any reason for the shit team selection?

Right then... STOP PICKING CARLTON COLE! 1. He's currently West Ham's best striker and will demand a massive transfer fee. 2. He's on the fringes of an England squad preparing to go to a World Cup in the summer. 3. He's recently been linked with current Premier League Champions Manchester United. 4. He's hardly going to pick us over the likes of Villa, Everton, etc. who'll most likely be in for him. Unrealistic. Christ.

Come on Munchen!

ENRIQUE!

Let's destroy these fuckers. 7-0.

Oh look, West Ham's on. This'll be a laugh.

Almunia is shit.

Awwh fuck off, Kevin Phillips.

Rooney and Ferdinand are not in Man United's squad today, apparently.

Diamanti.

Arsenal score!

West Ham and Millwall could be in the Championship next season. That'll be a laugh.

Stoke! GOAALLL!!