Ritchie

Lovenkrands could easily double the goals he's got already. If only he started upfront more often in the league.

Last 5 Games: 5.86

The players were hardly going to sign short term deals, were they?

£55k? We'd better not have paid more than that!

Why couldn't someone have bought Darren Bent?!

We've most likely got Leon Best for half a million. We would've had to bid atleast £4 million for Chopra.

Lee Miller and Scott McDonald have joined Middlesbrough.

Gudjohsen has never been more than average, and he's been shit for Monaco. I never mentioned Gudjohnsen.

Keane's been shit ever since he joined Liverpool.

OMG! Did we get rid of Nciky Butt?!

David Healy to... Ispwich!

SSN are reporting Ilan has joined West Ham.

Didn't realise he was only 23. Thought he was like 29.

Did we ever announce Luque fucking off to Ajax?

It just gets better. Wigan have agreed fee for Victor Moses.

Nolan's going off, apparently.

Fucking Pancrate is coming on.

Awh is that Pancrate? ffs.

Bring on Solano man!

Smith?

I bet he takes Carroll off!

Make a sub! ffs!

Don't let the mackem score!

I miss Enrique.