Ritchie

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Mark Bright!

Woah, the mackems are getting original. First a Newcastle target, now a former Newcastle player. Classy.

Bid accepted, SSN.

Eh, how? Wasn't he on loan to Everton in the first place? They must have sent him back because he's shit.

Jo has joined Galatasaray on loan, apparently.

Hope he's shit.

Who?

They couldn't even been arsed to finish off colouring in the yellow stripes!

What a cross that was from Tamas.

LOVENKRANDS!!

I reckon it'll be a draw. 1-1.

Apparently, Thomas Sorensen is close to joining... Bayern Munich.

David James signs for Stoke on loan.

Hurray!

It's like they're getting relegated, ffs!

Maxi signs for Liverpool on a free transfer.

So we've went from Maxi Rodriguez to Danny Webber in a space of a couple of posts?

They reckon they could get a profit for Robbie Keane.

Is Villa's worst signing supposed to be Beye according to this? They don't actually say.

Lomana LuaLua has signed for Olympiakos again.

David Bentley. If Almunia wasn't so shit, the 'keeper would've just catched it. Shouldn't even be considered for a goal of the month award, let alone the goal of the decade. There are some good goals there, though. I like Matty Taylor's against the mackems, tbh.

West Brom have just signed Gabriel Tamas on loan with a view to make it permanent.

1) BEST TOON DEFENDER FROM THE LAST DECADE Jonathan Woodgate. 2) BEST MIDFIELDER Nolberto Solano. 3) BEST STRIKER Alan Shearer. 4) BEST OVERALL PLAYER Alan Shearer. 5) BEST MANAGER Sir Bobby Robson. 6) MOST DISAPPOINTING PLAYER Albert Luque. 7) WE SHOULD HAVE SIGNED... Nicolas Anelka. 8) WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE LET GO... Abdoulaye Faye. 9) BEST HOME GAME Newcastle United 4-3 Manchester United. 10) BEST AWAY / NEUTRAL GAME mackems 1-4 Newcastle United. 11) WORST GAME Aston Villa 1-0 Newcastle United. 12) BEST GOAL SCORED Martins vs. Tottenham (A) 2007. 13) WORST GOAL CONCEDED Damien Duff (OG) vs. Aston Villa. 15) BEST HAIRCUT Fabricio Coloccini 16) WORST HAIRCUT Andrew Carroll. 17) BEST LOOKING PLAYER Err, Habib Beye. 18) UGLIEST PLAYER Andy O'Brien 19) DIRTIEST PLAYER Alan Smith. 20) BEST STARTING XI OF THE DECADE Given Beye - Woodgate - Faye - Bernard Solano - Speed - Dyer - Robert Shearer - Bellamy 21) PREDICTIONS FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS - MORE /LESS / EQUALLY SUCCESSFUL Promotion one year, Relegation the next. 22) IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING FROM THE LAST DECADE The Mike Ashley Era.

Fuck Off!