Tachikoma

Also, make a fucking sub already. Gouffran and Colback are completely out of it already, and Sissoko to a lesser extent.

Pardew's secret agent. Fuck off pardcunt

Haidara has been really solid today.

LERL Suck my dick ASAP Just accept that you were an absolute moron and move on.

Ahahahahaha fuck off you haters

Didn't see Stoke, but we're getting the shite kicked out of us right now and the ref's allowing it

That wasn't a foul, really?

This ref man

Tbh, I think we look ok considering we're playing against an Alan Pardew team. Crystal Palace is playing a lot like we were before, i.e. like a virus to the game.

Analogous to North Korea calling themselves the democratic people's republic.

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/31262492 Wait, what?

Just can't be fucked to stay up to watch this. Guess we'll go on to win 3-0 like the last time that happened.

Cazorla

And North Korea almost scores the goal of the tournament (I think).

This wanting us to win business didn't last very long at all :\

This isn't even the highest profitting option ffs Decent coach = players playing at or above their actual potential = $$$$

20% of that vote had to have come from the Mackems. Even the Pardew sympathising lot wouldn't want him, surely.

And to think we dared to hope.

What a megalomaniac, probably fancies becoming PM after retiring from football too.

Lol, Sammy nearly doing a Cisse.

What a horrible dive, and worst of all he'd have been better off staying on his feet.

Aw.

He's has been good for a total of five minutes in one match. But he's a fringe French International. The odds are that he is better than he is bad, no? Don't misunderstand, I think it is talented, but one good half does not make a player at NUFC. It is just a heavy level of confirmation bias to say that Pardew has prevented him from playing this way every match, when he has not played this way in any match. Encouraging from both him and the entire side, this half though.

Still think Chelsea are going to dick us later, but I miss this so much