Tachikoma

Good foul Guthrie

Yeup, Sammy's an Ameobi alright

Drenthe shitscared of Sammy

Going route 1 via Best wasn't working anyway.

WHERE IS BEN ARFA

Is he not left-footed? Can't tell tbh He is.

Wow, Xavi-esque from Guthrie there

Bring Ben Arfa on for him pls kthx

Jonas and Marveaux need to swap wings more often. Marveaux literally does everything with his left foot and it slows him down so much down the right.

WHAT?! Well yeah, they could have scored another one themselves if they hadn't been as wasteful up front.

That goal reminded me of the goals he used to score against us.

Motherfucker, I just had to put him on the bench for this game didn't I.

Made a brilliant left footed cross today, wonder why he doesn't do that more often. Also Santon is now a RB as far as I'm concerned.

Hmm, he just isn't the right sort of player to cover for Tiote, tbh. It was like having two Cabayes on the pitch today, Guthrie being the better of the two though <_<

@Pardew: Time for a few time wasting subs and a little fanservice pls

Yes I think. And whats up with the commentator today anyway? "Demba wouldn't be playing if Shola was fit" "Raylor fires it with his less favoured right foot"

Argh, why is Perch anywhere near the first team anyway? Just because we've paid money for him doesn't mean he's any better than the kids. Slow stream is slow

Why is it that Stoke likes to pretend they're Southampton?

And they aren't all that used to taking their own medicine

Guthrie has been amazing today, better than Cabaye tbh.

Oh c'mon, I need Raylor on for another 15 minutes

It almost looks like we're letting them try to play it through the middle <_<

Whoah, since when did Raylor grow a left foot

That shortened pitch is really really working for Begovic :/

Ouch