Tachikoma

Because the alternatives scare me.

The only things Simpson is better at are running faster and not being targeted by opposing teams. The space he was giving Mata et al to pass the ball around us was criminal.

Krul Santon Perch Coloccini Raylor Guthrie Cabaye Jonas Ba Ben Arfa Shola 'Cos I like Shola and all you haters can piss off. Might be too much to expect two good games in a row from him admittedly.

Alex handed in a transfer request hasn't he.

Mata was tearing us to pieces <.< Guthrie and Cabaye played well but we really needed Tiote in the last 3 games. I can't really blame Raylor for getting torn to pieces by Sturridge, even Jose struggled badly against him last season.

Should come in for Simpson rather than Raylor. As bad as Raylor might be he doesn't do that shite backing off BS Simpson does and isn't totally useless on the ball.

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showpost.php?p=11315389&postcount=13 First genuinely good post I've seen on there

Its easier to believe that he was murdered instead of committing suicide. RIP

He isn't consistent enough to deserve all of the ridiculous praise he gets when he has one of his purple patches. When he's not in form, he's absolutely turd. Pretty much. Which is why I hate spending huge to get him on my FF team, you never know how long it lasts.

First time I disagreed with taking him off

Man, fucking Perch and Lovenkrands. Why, seriously? How is Santon in any way worse than that lot?

How has that thug not been yellowed yet

Mmm, Jonas is having a massive off day and isn't even doing his usual defensive stuff. Has to come off for Sammy in the second half

Oooh. Fancy there from Obi

On par with his showing vs Stoke imo

Sigh, Simpson

Man City, Liverpool, Tottenham, in descending order. Tottenham mainly out of jealousy to be honest.

Best vs Ben Arfa really is an apples vs oranges comparison, can't we just have both? Best Ba with Ben Arfa behind them will tear Ferdinand a new one imo.

Indeed. Beye and Bernard were genuinely good before they left us though

Going to miss them if they get relegated

I reckon if it had been on his left he would have hit it. I hadn't realised quite how one footed he was until Saturday. Was surprised when he passed to Ba until i realised it was on his right foot. Didn't he take the shot that hit the post with his right though?

Aye, I vividly remember Enrique being a joke. Eh, I sort of remember him keeping Ronaldo somewhat quiet that game, until he switched flanks.

Could be the "Bellamy-type" striker we need.

Did hear a massive "bang" on my river towards the end of the game.

Shola is rubbish, ffs stop forgetting that! But but, Tottenham Shola Seriously though it isn't so much about Shola being good as it is about Ba being shit at the lone striker role.