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And we're not even allowed to properly see out the set piece. Andy Madley wanks off more dogs than his brother pass it on.

Apparently Gordon is just a free hit for every cunt. Don't want a booking? Take out AG. Have at him.

Apparently we don't even need to wait for the second half.

Can't wait until its 2-2 and Martinez spends a minute on a goal kick without punishment because it wouldn't be good for the game.

FUCKING SURELY.

He'd already fallen over his own feet ffs.

Bruno, man.

Isak didn't even try. Mings just bouncing off him.

These motherfuckers on the counter, man..

Bruno's hair is an abomination.

Fuck sake. Just leave him wide open why not.

Gordon involved everywhere so far. Keep this up, lad.

Fucking great work all around there. Tonali kicking it all off and being on the end of it. Great ball from Gordon too. Couldn't have been a much better couple of players for a confidence boost to start the season.

SANDRO YOU FUCKING BOY!!!

Fuck sake. Just call the season now.

That pitch looks sumptuous.

Where's his usual Photoshop? The lazy bastard.

I enter every time I get an email. One day. Did get pissed off the other day when they teased me with an email that I assumed was member of the match then realised it was for children to be a mascot.

Can't wait to see the week-notice £150 train tickets I'll be buying if I'm ever successful.

I do hope he goes but I get what Carragher is saying to an extent. Depends on the club you're having trophy success with as to what trumps the other. I know it's Bayern Munich and all thay but surely the closed shop of the Bundesliga title would feel pretty hollow? I stand corrected if they make a Champions League run ofc.

I'm over the Villa scrabble so just thought I'd look to the near future and say I'm delighted to see that we're just over only a couple of weeks from what will be one of the most in demand home matches of the season and no information. It's one thing if they were scrabbling to get things up for the first match but it's a joke if this is the kind of notice people have for the rest of the season.

Unfortunately it's exactly fit for the purpose of those that have a say in it. Not saying it's likely by any means but I honestly think the best chance of anything changing is if a league like Saudi keeps trying to lure talent to the extent the Sky Six start losing out and need to lift restrictions for their own benefit.

Utterly sick of these cunts.

The sick and twisted side of me wants to see this happen. Was talk of attitude problems at PSG corroborated? Can't imagine Everton is the club to get someone on the straight and narrow so could be a disaster.

Now just expanding from 'knows the club' to 'knows the league'. Love it. As if one of them durty forriners can't keep track of the Premier League in their own time.