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Ah I see we're back to shirt holding is fine only until it rips.

Well there's a 15 minute gap and they need to get their in-depth analysis in so.. 10 minutes worth?

Well Pope has kept us in it. Now for an Eddie Howe special, maybe a vintage recovery sub or two.

Neville almost at the vinegar strikes over our defensive frailties already.

Seeing Wilson barge Odegard there, he should lead some shithousing sessions in training. He always manages to sneakily get involved without garnering attention. Maybe some one-to-one tutoring for Big Joe.

Actually shocked they're going 5 minutes.

Arteta is clearly one of them 'psychological advantage' cunts. Probably diddles his little Lego cock silly at the 'edge' getting away with standing just outside his technical box gives him.

God we look like we're always a threat on attack but we look capable of conceding the other end every time we defend. My blood pressure can't take it.

That's an early pitstop even by Schar's standards.

Pope has given me a proper foot fetish this season.

Careful, Eddie. You're not the beloved Jurgen. Gonna get a card for questioning decisions politely.

Jacob how.

FFS.

They'd have looked just to try and give a card on top of the penalty.

You gagging little sky six sluts.

IF IT'S NOT AN EASY DECISION IT'S NOT CLEAR AND OBVIOUS LEAVE IT ALONE YOU CORRUPT CUNTS.

What!? We're getting a penalty without argument!!? Tyler fucking gagging for the overturn. Which it obviously will be. Clear and obvious on this occasion. Fucking cunts.

Imagine needing to take the sting out of a game with time wasting after 5 minutes.

What are these dark arts Arteta seems to be employing? There should be league-wide punishment for this type of time wasting. Utterly disgraceful antics.

Let's fucking break these cunts. COME ON.

Fucking HELL.

Means absolutely fuck all in the grand scheme of things but that is an interesting stat re champions of the last two seasons with a coronation being the two now battling it out this season. NOW LET'S HAND IT TO MAN CITY COME ON LADS.

You know there's only one answer. Rock paper scissors.

I dare say if Durham were any closer to the now 13 goals needed their Twitter would be all over it. Safe to say congrats Newcastle United Women! Strange how interested I've become as a non-local. Just great to see all facets of the club progressing.

Twitter updates making it look like NUW are all over Barnsley too this second half, too. Hopefully a late buffer or two to really seal it.