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FFS.

Depressing that I was waiting to express my disappointment at only getting a point.

Both?

Sissoko.

Great work from Santon in particular to get that move going.

I'll take that first half. After their initial dominance we came back and it was pretty eventless, other than our constant niggly fouls that they cried about like they'd been anally raped every fucking time.

Say what you want about Swansea milking it but we're bringing it on ourselves.

What the fuck are we doing with backpasses today?

every spin is randomly generated independently of the previous spins. People who believe there are patterns, ways to 'effectively play' or lucky slots are generally habitual gamblers who will lose a substantial amount of money on them over time.

I honestly think there's a rhythm to it. Basically, don't play them too often. Could be pure luck but I find I have pretty good luck on them if I haven't played for ages. As if they're thinking 'let's pull him back in'. Not claiming I'm not a lucky cunt for getting three bonus games of £40, £80 and £100 today.

Good math by myself as always. Fuck it. Including online slots I'm about £80 in profit from £40 deposited today. Let's make that £180 in profit. God I love online slots.

Reminds me of primary school when there was a rota for one or two classes to use the playing field at lunch time during the winter, let alone banning footballs. Didn't want the field to get destroyed (what else they were using it for fuck knows), so we'd just be allowed a patch for 20-something kids to 'play' on.

Good math by myself as always. Fuck it. Including online slots I'm about £80 in profit from £40 deposited today.

Ranted just before checking the other games thread.

Juve win/PSG-Val draw £10 for £100 Juve -1/PSG-Val over 2.5 £5 for about £35 What cunts.

From a non-cultured football fan's perspective: Why the fuck won't Valencia cross ffs?

I'd despise Juve's tactics but I can't stop creasing at how wound up Celtic are getting.

Scott Brown on Vucinic. Looks like such a radge cunt.

I'd go in goal a lot, we just had an agreement I'd disallow any goal-hanging goals. Respect.

Townsend's corner vinegar strokes.

I'd purposely aim for the 'keeper so I could go in goal.

I was fucking horrendous at headers and volleys. We tried to play a couple of years back when we were bored down the park one afternoon. I ended up just sitting out of it.