wormy

Fucking horrendous. Shoot them all with shit. In the mouth.

I am honestly pissing myself that that was an attempted through-ball from Jonas.

HE ROLLED THE BALL OUT QUICKLY.

What a fucking waste of potential good possession ffs. Are we one of, if not the worst at handling teams on the break? A chance every fucking time.

If he's too scared to take either of him or Tiote off, I'd much rather Anita's the one pushed up, that's for sure.

Come on Anita, son!!

Back heels on the edge of the box? Really? I don't give a fuck whether it came off.

SHOT ON GOAL. SHOT ON GOAL .

My word my tv is behind, here. Was good play to get it tbf.

That's the worst thing. The numbness of such a disgusting attempt at football. The realisation.

Fantastic in a front three with the Dembas then.

Tiote and Santon 'megged today.

For some reason? It's because they're absolutely shocking. It's the fact that he does them at all though. It's brilliant. This season we finally have a manager who's prepared to make early substitutions to save a game. Hallelujah, it's been so long! Only problem is. Every decision he makes is detrimental at worst, ineffective at best.

Even Anita knows already not to bother entertaining Simpson's calls.

For some reason? It's because they're absolutely shocking.

It's unreal. Is that supposed to be gutsy or something? You've replaced a raw youngster with another raw youngster with arguably less end product ffs. What an idiot.

Being an outsider I could understand your temptation on such a bet. But dude, you're reading how bad we are pretty much every day on here. I was being optimistic sticking us for a draw purely for longer odds than the just over evens (still fantastic value given the circumstances) a Soton win would've gotten in a three fold.

Will this channel ever stop using Kasabian at half time?

BUT HE HOLDS THE BALL UP.

Some pot would definitely make the second half a bit more of a laugh like.

Amazing what happens when you dare to pass the ball like you're a fucking professional footballer, eh?

Ah, Fergie's now given up on quality balls in too.

Are my eyes bleeding yet? I feel like my eyes are bleeding?

Lambert just has the look of someone I'd love to deck for some reason. Nowt against the bloke, could be lovely. But I want to deck him.