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Us trying to thread balls through the defence this season is so

Not often I get this urge but my fucking God I'd love for us to break one of these cunts' legs. Honestly don't care who. Just hurt someone. And get away with it.

Adam is such a detestable cunt.

To be fair to Webb, he was leniant the first time. And then let him off another time! Good ref. What a twat. Hate this man.

Wheyy.

For fuck sake. Are the playing a game of soggy biscuit over Walters or something?

Does this co-cock have any words to say other than 'great from Stoke again there'?

Colo dead.

Christ!

You better get back, Jonas. Walking away sulking because you didn't get the foul.

Nice chasing from Tiote.

I get the whole 'beating them at their own game' deal. But Christ, how the fuck are Ba and Cisse going to win those long throws?

Liking how far forward Santon's getting when he can, too.

Perch. Fair attempt.

Christ. Colo's only made 5 PL appearances this season?

That's a pretty impressive moustache from Crouch tbf.

Shit! It worked too well! Everyone will catch on. Let's change it for a third of the season to confuse everyone.

Which Butterbean?

When the fuck did he last change it this season?

I find it quite an unbelievable thought that the first team practices "long ball" in training. If they did, we would see an actual pattern of play, and in amongst all the shitness, one or two plays will eventually create chances for us. But even that doesn't happen. I'm pretty sure we don't practice long ball, and that we actually aim to play it along the ground in training. We simply freeze when we're out on the pitch, and resort to the good old hoof. You can see Ba, Cisse et al during the game asking for the ball to be played to their feet. All the time. Remember lads. Those long balls are our 'attacking' play, which only gets practiced one day a week. Dogshite and lower-rung tactic it may be, they're not going to master it by being told to lump the ball up field one day a week.

This. Like he's trying to take on the demeanor of some sophisticated continental manager.

I don't know what it is, but whenever I play slots with my winnings after football bets, I manage to squeeze a bit more out of the reels. Turned my £50 winnings into £90.

In all fairness to the 'good until it kicked off' comment. It looks like it was more in reference to a 'how was it to come back to your old stomping ground?' kind of question.

Just waiting on this Barca game, too. Need them to win it. Surprise if Barca fucks me out of money again. Every time I've bet on them this season I think they've been the ones to fuck me over. EDIT: Phew. Let's hope this is the start of something comfortable. And then Levante get a consolation towards the end for Neil.

Neil FFS.