wormy

Welcome Sean, you're with the right people to advance your betting career.

I'm going to see how long I can ride this beginners luck on bookings. 2 weeks running now. Good luck corrigan and ON, too. Be a cunt if you guys don't get anything out of those accys.

You lads can thank me for our victory today. No way my £1 to return £68 was going to come in, so along comes Papiss to save the day. BTTS successful. Ivanovic's sending off has given me hope ffs. Need 2 more bookings. EDIT: Holy shit. As soon as I hit post, switch to Flash Scores and there it is. Another sending off. :lol:

Holy cunting buttfuck. Just double checked my bets and in the double of booking points, ManU/Chels is OVER as well. Fuck off is that going to over 60 points ffs and that was my most confident bet of the day.

Yeah, he's quicker at everything - coming out, reactions, getting down. On the whole it just makes him more agile and a far superior shot-stopper to the likes of Harper. Commentator going on about how Lukaku maybe wasn't making the best choices on his one on ones, but tbf Krul was out so quick he didn't have a lot to aim for, especially on that second one. Love him.

Fair play to him. I'd say fair play to him if he had genuine reason to feel aggrieved by the comments. But he doesn't. As it is, he's effectively just flaunting his cunt of a personality. The cunt. Yep, if he was called a cheat and wasn't I would be saying fair play too, but it's like calling a convicted paedo a paedo then him motioning his now then, now then. Maybe that's a bit harsh but you get the point. Harsh? Maybe. But Savile's dead so he can't be offended at being likened to that scum.

Fair play to him. I'd say fair play to him if he had genuine reason to feel aggrieved by the comments. But he doesn't. As it is, he's effectively just flaunting his cunt of a personality. The cunt.

Oh. Forgot I had a pathetic £1 left of a freebet. I was a disgusting heathen and stuck us to draw against West Brom, along with L'PoolxE'ton/Spurs/ManU. Something stupid like £68 returns on Coral.

Can't ask for much more at half time. 30 of the 50 booking points under their belt already, too. Now for a good-hearted game between Chelsea and Man U with a couple of goals.

Heartless maybe, but I don't see how it's anything but amusing when it's not our problem.

Can't ask for much more at half time. 30 of the 50 booking points under their belt already, too.

Both of these all but sum it up for me.

Quality.

Buzzing me tits off for this, lads.

BTTS us/Brom-Chels/ManU-'Pool/E'ton Over 50 booking points 'Pool/E'ton-Under 60 Chels/ManU

So instead of at least associating loss with a hot girl, you'll just associate loss with a munter. Good thinking.

FFS. Just realised only two teams screwed my 6 match both teams to score.

Had to double check the blowie thing wasn't inserted by yourself for amusement. Brilliant wording.

So, Port Vale 2 down at half time. Ipswich already losing. (so downtrodden I don't expect them to come back tbh, even for a draw) At least Cardiff have scored for a positive start on one of the bets.

£2.50 @ Notts Co - Gillingham - IpswichXSheff Wed £7.50 @ Port Vale - Crawley £5 @ Fulham - Stoke - W Ham £2.50 @ B'Burn/Watford - Cardiff/Burnley - Leicester/Palace - Wolves/Charlton - Blackpool/Brighton - Hull/Bristol - BTTS

You can't go wrong mate. Just look at the success stories in here. :lol: We haven't had someone have their name honoured in the thread title for a while. This could be the day. This will be the day. This is certainly a day, anyway. Let's do this. Won't be decent, though. There's no reason I should be giggling at this so much.

You can't go wrong mate. Just look at the success stories in here.

:lol: I think I'd jizz myself silly if I knew Alan Shearer was so fucking close.