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And it takes quite something for images on a game to piss you off more than them on tv. But Eggheads pull it off. Especially that old bitch who'd never get all five questions right in fucking sport. Saggy cunted bint.

The worst is that animated cunt from Eliminator.

Deposited with BetFred casino as they match it with a bonus. Then read through and discovered it needs to be played through 20 times. And I withdrew my initial deposit and they erased my bonus!

Won £10 on Colour of Money on Friday night. We just got Nuts back but it's now one straight route, you can't pick a route. Bastards.

Being able to lose £2k on poker in a day, man. Unreal. I know a lad who lost everything playing online poker, losing much less than that a day.

Thread clearly needs to be named after us. Holy shit. Just realised I've made a profit 4 days in a row.

Including my £50 on France to top the group, I made a £20 profit tonight. Thank God for my greed that I stuck on an under 2.5 double and Rooney LGS.

? In response to the post "imagine if Frankel lost" - I put forward that there would be a lot of 'losing money' faces. Don't take offence to it, pata. It's normally me. Okay.. Maybe you should take offence.

Piece of piss.

I'm waiting for it. Just feels like it'll be one of those moments. Fuck it. Bit of interest. Frankel/Excelebration/Strong Suit tricast and Premier Loco to place.

Oh FFS. I'm going to stick money on horses today. I know it.

I think the real question is, how do a top club like Chelsea let an England-calibre player like Stewart Downing to slip away from the top 6 clubs of the PL?

That's fucking nuts.

Careful lads. This shit'll be up on Lee Ryder's Twitter in no time.

The fuck is this.

The cockiness was the cause for the implosion. He let it all fall apart because he couldn't have given a shit imo. So while the CL failure wasn't the reason as such, it was another consequence of the reason that he was sacked.

I genuinely feel like I'm the bain of BetFred staff's life, the amount of times I message them for shit.

Alien bet is something when they do manually. Had to place these sort of bets on Live Chat, which was a time consuming irritation. You think that's bad? There was a day when people used to have to go and speak to some - in person - to place a bet. Like, in a shop type thing. Can you imagine that shit?

I just miss the good old days, Neil. I want medium value wine. Not motherfucking oysters and caviar. You've let this all go to your head and I don't like it.

You just wait and see..... one of those days I will win big money. I just need a little bit more luck. I can see next season me winning a 10 game PL accy. Definitely. Never had the chance last season because I only got into this betting shit quite late in the season. Did you not already have your big money win included as a part of the Beginner's Luck package in your intro to betting? That part of it's long gone, mate.

I'm always filled with unbridled pity when Neil can come in and mock someone's betting.

£35 profit today. Slowly clawed back some cash the past three days.

Phee-fecking-ew. Even more resentful of Sporting Bet not letting me use my £50 bonus bet on an >2.5 goals double.

It's not over yet, loads still left for us to do on Tuesday. No matter what we do, we're not losing to Portugal in the quarter finals.