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And, not just a slight on Given this one. What's the percentage of goal kicks in which the 'keeper has slipped this tournament? I swear it has to be more than 50%.

I'm not watching intently, has Given managed to hold onto the ball rather than parry it yet? I hear he has to take some blame for the second? I'm so petty and childish, but can't help it, amused.

Has Given managed to hold onto the ball first time so far?

FFS. Hate Fields of Athenry.

For the record, I didn't put any money on Jelavic anytime. so that's all you, Anderson. All you.

Oh aye, that has been really annoying. Not a fan of music after goals anyway but playing the same bit of the same song in every fucking game?! At a fucking international tournament ffs. Hopefully the retard fans will listen to the players they're supposed to be supporting and stop with fucking flares. Retards.

I can't believe Lineker had to state 'let's talk about the match first'. Like there's a chance that cuntchops' sacking should take precedence ffs. Anyone else caught Samuel's article on it in the Mail today? Fucking sickening. You'd think it was Guardiola getting the boot from Barca.

True.

They had a really shitty hip hop dub over their equally shitty montage in anticipation of the match tomorrow. Lineker comes back on screen and simply says 'that's sick'. Was class.

Listen to Pardew, man. 'Us'. 'We'. He's clearly taking over from Hodgson. No idea on Ba going to Turkey?

:lol: That was class from Lineker there tbf. 'That was sick'. He couldn't even believe he'd just said that. I'm saying it's a dare from Big Al.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQx4jfBR6oINSe1q_dqxfZUz1sLsHHqscpUs0_ikN0es9i5NCDWVSics9ZvRA That's that bet cursed I might just stick a few quid on just to seal it's fate.

The new £45m training complex that was handed over by the builders this month, plus the new stadium development, work on which starts after the Olympics, are more statements of intent than the appointment of a new manager tbh. Too true. Might as well go and get George Graham back in at a pittance. Save the pennies for a new carpet in the reception area of the stadium. That'll show 'em you mean business.

Sounds good to me! That is good value tbh, given that Spain are 1/4 across the board. Too right. BetFred's daily double of the same result is 2/1.

Maybe it's because I can't understand what the fuck other countries' fans are saying, but are English people some of the most unimaginative, banterless people around? Fucking nine German bombers in the air. Always the War songs. Same old shite. The same old fucking droning bollocks. We ended up kicking some twats out of our bar on Monday 2 hours after the game as they continually shouted 9 German bombers in the air. And something about fuck off Argentina. They're not even in the fucking Euros ffs, sing something relevant other than using it as an excuse to just shout stuff for the hell of it. Apparantly we're a bunch of cunts that suck dick and a shit bar because we don't let people be proud of their country. No, we just don't tolerate insufferable cunts with no imagination, banter or respect for people coming in a chilled out bar for quiet drinks. Fuck off to a Wetherspoons where you belong. Oh wait, no, we discovered they'd even managed to get kicked out of one of those. FFS. Absolute cunts.

Germans are probably worse Not really. 2 and they both moved to Germany as children. Had an argument with someone about this the other day. I'm not even that knowledgeable but the misconception of Germany having a shitload of foreigners, just because of that Brazilian they had (who isn't in the squad) and a couple of Poles who moved over at young ages irritates me. Hell, at least Poland's only next door. We had a fucking Canadian who'd never resided in England ffs, that was accepted pretty quickly.

Small bets. Love it. £130 means I've absolutely lost my head and gone OTT.

Is he not the agent that Carroll ditched and started bitching about him, and claimed he knew something unsavoury about someone else in football? I've not seen his Twitter, are his predictions regular? Is it not the same as a newspaper in that sooner or later, you're bound to get one or two right?

As much as I don't like the club, it'll be strange and a bit of a shame to see Man Utd inevitably jump on the managerial merry-go-round when Fergoo leaves.

Not understood this Moyes talk for both Man Utd and Spurs. I don't see how he fits either at all. Is it all because he's Scottish enough to replace Fergie, and he seems to end up at Spurs quite often on versions of FM? There is no way a manager of the like of Moyes can have a cat's chance in hell of getting a job at Man United these days, because the very minimum they will want is a decent amount of CL experience, and Moyes doesn't have it. Agree with that, far too much too lose. Guardiola or Mourinho for me. It'll be one of the top ones in management, whoever that may be in about 25 fucking years. Moyes certainly doesn't get linked with it as often as he does Spurs. But it still perplexes me as to the amount of sensible, well-spoken football fans I've heard mention Moyes being in line for the Man Utd job.

Not understood this Moyes talk for both Man Utd and Spurs. I don't see how he fits either at all. Is it all because he's Scottish enough to replace Fergie, and he seems to end up at Spurs quite often on versions of FM?

Oooo Dave I love you, please allow me to jump on your impressive bandwagon... Stay original inter, it's what makes you slightly amusing Yay. It's bait time again.

If Martin Jol confirms they're not interested I'll shit myself tbh. Can't decide. Feel like either way they're going to suffer. If he didn't walk out, I think he was beginning to make his position untenable. As far as he was concerned he was already gone at the end of the season. Don't think he'd have anywhere near the authority he'd had previously among the players and the club in general. But as you say, they could easily go out and get someone that could ruin what is a very promising team. If I were them I'd probably have taken that risk too, tbh.

Wasn't sure of which EURO 2012 you were referring to for a second there, glad you cleared it up. It was just to make it more, you know, dramatically. Well I'm on tenterhoooks. Proud of myself for avoiding any match bets tonight. Not going to rue the fact I would've stuck some on Germany. If I had, Holland probably would've got that equaliser. Will wait at least until after group matches before getting involved in match bets again this tournament.