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Fucking brilliant from Barfa again.

Bothroyd's sweet left foot. Mmm. Sweet.

I think I could fall in love with Santon, but after Jose, I'm scared of opening my heart...

Look to be carrying on where we left off, thank God.

Was right excited by Guthries run, then he just ran off without the ball.

How was that a good shot from Wright-Philips ffs? If that was Barfa it would've been 'he had much more time, should've done better'.

Chapter Two - The Rape

Wouldn't say shocking tbh. We've played well since Cabaye's injury and the players realised they actually have feet to recieve the ball, rather than just aiming for heads.

Fuck sake. Birtles - Get the ball in the box. Wilkins - Get people in the box. They love their boxes, these pathetic, shit-streaked prickbag pundits who are probably sat there tromboning themselves as they send out their monotone drones to us poor suffering folk.

Love the understanding there with Santon already. Colo drifts out left, he's right in the centre to take his place.

There's that sweet foot of top player Bothroyd, there. Shame no one could be on his wavelength and reach it. Sweet Bothroyd foot that I want to suck the toes off of. Mmm sweet foot. [/Wilkins]

Barfa feeling like a dance.

BECAUSE OF THE TIME WASTING BY THAT FRENCH BASTARD. [/Wilkins]

I don't think they know, mate.

Barfa

All these QPR chances, how many were on target and not speculative from silly angles and outside the area?

Hey, did you see that? Santon ran after that tackle. And he caused someone to get a yellow card. Scumbag. Just get on with the game you cunt.

Yes Wilkins, nothing malicious? Piss off. Oh, so, now, if a player gets up then it's not a yellow card? Piss off you cunt. Get the fuck off my computer you scum faced Cockney ass fingerer.

FUCK OFF YOU SCUMMY PRICKS. FOR FUCK SAKE.

Lelt's get up the cunts! Rape 'em, boys. Rape 'em good!

What a fucking touch, son! Beautiful on the replay.

BESTY BOYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 111111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEST BAR NONE, SONNY JIM!!!

4-1-3-2? With Everyone on a free role. HBA, Jonas and Raylor all over the pitch. Seems to be working.

Nice thought.

Some good thinking from that throw in, there.