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A SHOT

Let's force a sending off. Oh, Wilkins, good, unbiased, pundit. 'Yes it is a foul. End of'. Good man, speaks the truth. Speaks sense.

Aye, Krul got right across the face of the goal but was easily beaten. Was it that left foot of Bothroyd's again? Right-o.

Proves he's a good option to have to come off the bench tbh. Pards justified.

Thanks to Wilkins we need to confirm that it's definitely an injury.

LET'S KEEP THIS FUCKING GOING, BOYS. Because I think Wilkins says we're much improved.

Have we been playing better? I'm not sure, Wilkins isn't giving much of an insight. It feels like we're playing better.

Changing things early. I like it.

I love Wilkins desperate force to seem unbiased. 'It's a foul, end of'. Cheers for that.

Fucking brilliant work from Daveeday there.

Well thank fuck for that. Was waiting for Abeid tbh.

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK? GET ON WITH THE GAME? ARE YOU RETARDED???

'It's quite sad'. Piss off you arrogant prick.

Fuck sake.

Fuck it. I'll take this. If it's a bit of head games, I'd be pissed off as the opposition. But let's slow this shit down right now, get a break in play, put them off. If we're not going to actually play football then we might as well try any advantage we can get.

Derry's such a prick, man.

That was a great left foot was it, Wilkins? Christ.

Fucking Wilkins, man. Shut the fuck up.

WOULD YOU WAKE THE FUCK UP, PEOPLE? FOR FUCK SAKE.

Hey. That notebook has everything on how to turn this team from long ball merchants to that slick, passing, ball on the deck side that he promised at the end of the season. Can't toss it. Someone might find out the secrets to pulling that off that he clearly doesn't want any fucker to fucking know.

YES Guthers!

Wow. Did we just pass the ball to the final third? My day's finished. See ya.

I. Am. Officially. Bored.

Wouldn't say half-arsed. More clueless. That'll happen when you just want to punt it up field to two big men who don't seem to be reaching a single one of those punts. So glad we've got an in-form option like Ben Arfa on the bench.

I know it's only been three minutes but I'm scared already. We don't seem to be getting anywhere with our passing. Every time that ball's aimed towards Best or Shola, there's a QPR shirt there.