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This is very good news, it's now he's started to tinker things are starting to go horribly wrong.

Always seems to take too many touches in front of goal, not sure if that's just down to a lack of confidence. His hold up play was very good today.

lol wtf. Pinball

Shelvey

All this passing forwards..

Hope he falls in a bucket of tits and comes out sucking his thumb.

More risk than a Left Back. Get rid.

Honestly I know I'm being a bit harsh here bit i genuinely hope this fucker goes to make a soft boiled egg and it turns out to be hard boiled.

Honestly how the fuck does he get away with it? Gets a easy ride from the media. Hope he goes to chuck a penny in a well and falls in and suffers a horrendous drowning incident.

How? Did you even? You're a proper perv like

Hope he gets his best kegs caught on a barbed wire fence.

Hope he goes out to a posh restaurant in a white shirt and gets a dinner medal.

Hope his Aunty had bollocks and she was actually his uncle.

In what world does that even happen?

RIP Pavel.

Did they get applauded off again for the "effort"?

"Magnificent" again today. Prepare yourselves.

That's all we have that run from Sissoko been the same all season. Fucking hideous.

Woeful. Sadly we won't sack him, stability boys.

Same team same scoreline shocker.

That challenge

Hope you pull through mate.

That is literally the only plan we have.

Fucking ruined everyone's Christmas, wanker.