Numbers

Shola the new Tom Daley.

Wheres there been 5 minutes of stoppages?

Genius

Papering the cracks.

Its so obvious we are ONE player short like.

Time is pressing on, time to embrace the Hoof.

Obertans changed the game. Has he touched the ball yet?

Clueless.

Cisse walks past Pardew denies handshake, crowd chant for Cisse, Pardew is a cock.

BEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw

Football mastermind is Pards like.

Obertan and Shola

So fucking poor, no movement.

If he brings Shola on I'm switching it off.

Fucking hell.

Ba Soopastriker.

Barry Horne And who else?

Who is this commentating?

These commentators

Why do our crosses not look like crosses?

Commentators talk some fucking shite, wish they would just shut up and commentate on the game.

Their advert on the radio is tacky as fuck, O'Neills eleven starring Carlos Cuellar as the Wall, Adam Johnson as the Wizard and Stephen Fletcher as the target or something equally as cringe worthy. Heard it about 3 times today.

Gameweek 18 Wigan 0-2 Arsenal Man City 3-0 Reading Newcastle 2-0 QPR Southampton 2-2 Sunderland Tottenham 2-1Stoke City West Brom 2-0 Norwich West Ham 1-2 Everton Liverpool 1-2 Fulham Swansea 1-3 Man Utd Chelsea 3-1 Aston Villa

If he doesn't want to be here he should f*** off, Wenger wont let him call the shots though. edit :Double quote and on phone and cba to fix it