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Fucking shambles, should have been made to play. If someone tried to poach me from my job i wouldn't get the fucking day off because my head "Wasn't right" professional footballers are such precious fuckers like.

We won't do nowt under this gimp, he's clueless.

This club.

Poor show this like.

We're going to get humped.

Ref won the game for Villa tbf.

Going forward they still looked lacking in ideas, mainly potshots from outside the area. Defensively for the goal...what a shambles.

BEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

So many empty pink seats.

Unbelievable.

Berbatov tripped by a stray pot noodle tub.

Sunderland pitch now looking like a back lane in a run down housing estate.

Thought the Fulham Physio was Steve Harper there for a sec.

Sseessenjogonj hauled off and replaced by Dong.

Larsson detestable cunt with a filthy tackle.

Nah can't be, hes not that type of player.

If Sunderland lose this Di Canio will probably demote 8 or 9 of them to the reserves.

Fulham 1-0

Di Canios pants get more half mast every time I see him.

Mignolet looks terrible. Looks like hes about to poop himself at any moment.

It's boring as fuck, I get sick of seeing it churned up all the time to dampen expectation.

Gameweek 1 Liverpool 1-0 Stoke City Arsenal 2-1 Aston Villa Norwich 1-1 Everton Sunderland 2-1 Fulham West Brom 1-1 Southampton West Ham 2-0 Cardiff City Swansea 2-2 Man Utd Crystal Palace 0-2 Tottenham Chelsea 2-0 Hull City Man City 2-0 Newcastle Chelsea 2-1 Aston Villa

Sammy looking like a little kid who's lost his mam in the Metro Centre again.

Fucks sake you really aren't allowed to tackle.