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Anything we can pinch?

Time this fucker started thinking what damage we can do to teams instead of worrying what they can do to us. Attack is the best form of defence.

Dont understand why people are having a go at him for winding MON up , that little bouncing freak does it all the time. Looks like it was in retaliation to something, maybe the handbags earlier.

He might lose the ball a few times (no more than anyone else imo), but i would rather that then suffer the soul destroying hoof ball alternative. He changed the game today and we were well ontop in the 2nd half even before Sessenperson went off.

Disgrace tbh, they just chuck money around like a spoilt kid wanting all the best toys...didnt it cost them something like £15m to buy out his contract? They're fucking mental.

Did good today, Sunderland were shit scared of him.

We are playing the same exact same tactics..........with crosses and hoofs, only difference is Ben Arfa and sunderland with 10 man. We hoofed it 2nd half?

Shame on you Pardew... shit tactics 1st half.

Thanks Williamson you clumsy fucking plodder, you've been doing it all season.

Fucking terrible this like

Hoof hoof.

Terrifying.

Talk your way out of trouble when faced with a mob of angry mackems. (Mackem for Dummys). If your headed to the match tomorrow and find yourself surrounded by people that look like extras from the hills have eyes, I suggest you print off the following mackem translations and pronunciations. It may help to confuse them into thinking you're a thick mackem while you make your escape. Mackem Normal People 1.Bewk Book. 2.Thingries Things. 3.Cheeyse Cheese. 4.Wheeyse Who's. 5.Theeyse These. 6.Sewpa Mariore Super Mario 7.Takem Take them. 8.Heeyere Here. 9.Probleeyse Probably. 10.Heeeya Here. 11.FTM Fondle the minors. 12.Bewts Boots Department Store 13.Marra Friend. 14.Skewl School. 15.Lose Loose. 16.Weeewf (dog) Woof. 17.Beeeew Booo (booing). 18.Tewn Toon. Please work your way through the phrasebook, but if at any time things get heated automatically skip to phrase 11, rinse and repeat until it's safe to leave. Edit: Added usefull Mackerisms from members.

Nah they will get picked off. Thought that was mongo tactics, Two dozen mackems picking off a couple people out shopping in town- becomes a legendary battle on smb Kids the lot, if thar jawdies man tha fayre gayme.

Wooowf The way they say Books grinds the f*** out of me.....Bewk.

Nah they will get picked off.

Watching them lately all they seem to do is park the bus and hit teams on the counter, if we get an early goal that game plan is out the window. Thats how they were stuffed by WBA. Honestly don't know if the have the personnel to play any other way.

Fucking hell a quick glance at that boards first page, is the average poster age 12 and a 1/2?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v698/8890/Plane2.jpg

Wonder if they get "picked off".

Missed Campbell tbh.

Didn't score one penalty.

Were oot

hoganson misses.

hooper misses