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It'll be hard to make out what the fan was saying - no doubt drowned out by the sound of the Kop sucking the ball into the back of the net on a famous Friday night against Oldham. Monday morning and Dalglish cracks out another overhead projector for a PowerPoint presentation claiming what the fan was saying was in fact Kopite for "Good evening to you Sir", before ripping off his suit to reveal Suarez and the fan embracing. Aww, aren't they cute? Oooh look at the brightly coloured slides, nice one Kenny, you're mint Kenny. f***ing scum.

Ba, best player to play for the toon in years. Sorry for questioning you Alan. Goodnight i love you all.

Yorke....Ameobi didnt even complain....just...lol

Please keep pushing 2nd half.

Webb has displayed on several occasions hes a Man U fan.

was laughing at this myself...clueless aren't they.

Yorke in needs glasses shocker..should be 2-0

This is really fucking annoying me...they've like pulled the worst fucking shitest fucking wankest thing out of their tiny clouded minds and made out like its fact...out of touch biased cunts get upto speed you bunch of mongs. Santon has made a huge difference, Sholas looked lost except for his knockon to Ba which was an accident.

No booking?

Can i put it on record...Ba no.9 please.

Shola is garbage like.

This ref serious?

Pen all day....cunts.

Just got in, Raylor right wing Shola and his lazy skills up front...really Pardew? We need creativity not fucking sloggers.

Putting passion aside, if I were about to embark of a huge marketing campaign to raise the brand awareness of a product and attach it to the city it resides in, I'd seriously consider it. Said in the journal today Virgin Money are about to embark on a Huge advertising campaign in the next few weeks, maybe this fits in with that.

I'm confused, can't see anything relating to the stadium naming anywhere. Isn't the info just about the kit sponsor change which would be logical anyway seeing as Virgin bought Northern Rock?

Nope, lucky result...they parked the bus. There was f*** all lucky about it tbh, tactically it was spot on. They defended deep but they also pressed hard and used their counter attacks well - they had the three best chances of the game! In our current state of sheer cowardice, we'd have parted our cheeks and bent over, as I fully expect us to do on Wednesday. Nowt lucky about it....hmm ok. So a player who is clearly offside scores and it's allowed to stand isn't luck? A lucky goal isn't a lucky result. Sorry i will rephrase myself, they were lucky to win. However the way they played was worthy of a 0-0 draw...better?

Nope, lucky result...they parked the bus. There was f*** all lucky about it tbh, tactically it was spot on. They defended deep but they also pressed hard and used their counter attacks well - they had the three best chances of the game! In our current state of sheer cowardice, we'd have parted our cheeks and bent over, as I fully expect us to do on Wednesday. Nowt lucky about it....hmm ok. So a player who is clearly offside scores and it's allowed to stand isn't luck?

Nope, lucky result...they parked the bus.

I just vomited.

Happy new year lads. Seasons been better than expected, long may it continue!

I think so, maybe I am missing something Point is, does not matter how it went in since Simpson was at fault. If Simpson held his line then Carroll would not have been in a position to flick it in or Simpson get in Kruls way Easy save if Fanny Simpson wasn't in the way tbh.

Yeah I saw him tell Krul to f*** off you Dutch c***. Bellamy's an irritating little cock end, got the kind of face you would never get tired of punching.

Simpson on that free kick man, comedy...should i,shouldn't i,should i,shouldn't i, what a fucking tool.