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How beautiful would that be. Hatem takes a thunderbolt of a shot. It hits De Jong in the leg on its way, ripping it from its socket; the deflection carries the ball into the goal, and De Jong's leg bounces back of the crossbar, hitting De Jong's other leg, breaking it in half. Imagine the meltdown on RTG

Ill rephrase i think hes a good player, sorry..imagine the f***er eating a salad, he'd be like a rabbit in a lettuce field.

I like Suarez like but fuck me those teeth, i bet he could bite the skin off a grape through a tennis racket.

2 Quality saves there.

They're quick as feck like.

Glorious chance.

Liverpool lucky not to be 1 down.

That makes sweet reading.

f***ing lucky manc kernts. They have all the luck

They play lush football like, no end product sadly.

A nice long boring 0-0 will do. Yep. With lots of injuries and red cards for both sides, thanks.

So thats all we have? We dont have any decent players?

Wrong again you bouffant fucking haired fool.

You only ended up bossing it because Cabaye went off, and we also had Tiote out injured. These players are vital to our team and not having them makes a massive difference. We can barely see you all the way down in 16th. And we had no Fellaini who is just as vital to us. I like his hair tbh.

I was impressed by Guthrie, in the last two games hes looked like a different player. Credit where credits due. Gosling did a reasonable job, and even with all the changes we were hardly "hanging on" in the second half. Great performance, think we have just shown another side to us today.

Thats how us top teams roll, win when we aren't at our best innit.

Think we need something to occupy their midfield like, otherwise we are going to get overrun.

This worries me.

Full hoose apparantly.

Interesting that he seems to find a new reason that will get us beat every week again and again. I think we did this against Wigan, so hopefully lesson learned. Lawrenson is just a bitter mong, and like David has said he will find a new excuse for us to get beat. I actually think this will be a draw, but obviously hoping for a win.

Player's agent:KICK & RUN SPORTS GERMANY.

Still don't rate him, but had a reasonable game tonight.

You get that from Littlewoods Dave?

I think, just a hunch like, but i think his priority was to cover in defence tonight. Im unsure why the fuck our strikers were back in the box when they were only taking throw ins idiots..