Andy

Really wasn't expecting anything else today; it was just the inevitable icing on one of the finest anti-newcastle cakes ever baked. All the keegan stuff was just preamble to the punch. On the positive, I thought Xisco showed promise - finishing wasn't always great, but at least he got into the positions, and he certainly has fight in him. Gonzales looked pretty decent when he came on too. Looks quite strong, and his passing was intelligent.

Ameobi.

They talked for a while over dinner, shared some long, lustfull gazes, then kissed and made up before fucking each other silly in a hot steamy gay romp. Is that what you wanted to hear?

Seems identical to the owen contract scenario to me. Make the meeting public, don't give him what he wants, release a statement saying "well look, we tried..."

Hearing in your own head?

It's all down to Gallowgate Mag's e-mail.

These threads always remind me of GHoeberX and his soft-spot for whoever Patrick Kluivert was playing for at the time... And by soft-spot I mean "errection."

His forum consciousness runs seven days faster than everybody else's so that he can effectively purge idiots and edit thread titles before the rest of us even knew they existed.

15 days? Have I time-travelled?

Slightly dreading this match. I just want to watch a game of football without the inevitable theatrics...

That was Mort and co. doing the searching then though... Different board, different circumstances, different criteria.

What are you implying when you say "more imaginative?"

I'll be very surprised if it isn't a latino manager with Poyet acting as his number two.

I would trust the majority of our moronic fans with the club as much as I trust Mike Ashley with it. At least the latter has money.

I'm think you don't know what you're talking about. No it doesn't

I'd rather think they were busy searching for a new manager, as opposed to being busy thinking of bullshit to feed the fans.

Exceptional post Mr Iain, couldn't have put it any better.

Can everybody please refrain from personal insults and abuse towards one another? Frustration may be rife, but the rules still apply. Thanks.

Don't know what to say.

Wow paragraphs are your friend man, that's so hard to read. I've edited it, being the user-friendly moderator that I am

On the contrary, if there's a rich investor who wants to buy us a new server, I'm all ears...

I have to admit that I would feel slightly cheated, after all these years of not winning anything, if we finally did it by splashing £300m on players. I know that sounds silly.

Better?

That was deliberate, James...