ElDiablo

I really want some pancakes now.

The only way I can see us slipping up is if Colo or S Taylor get a bad injury that keeps them out for a big chunk of the season.

Winning like this >> Winning comfortably 3-0 like Swansea.

Brilliant.

Ah fuck.

Possibly undeserved win against Watford, perfect.

West Brom equalise.

aaaaaahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahha texts are getting sent out now!

Torture listening to this.

Butt. :|

Fuck.

Back 5 Ryan Taylor Guthrie Smith Jonas Nolan Harewood (Carroll after 10 mins)

Front page of the sun today: England Algeria Slovenia Yanks Twats will be all over them like a rash if we so much as concede a goal though.

Sounds like a shit game. Hopefully a couple of subs will boost us. Carroll, Ranger and Pancrate/Taylor

Corner, come on, need a second.

Fucking get in there, ahahahhahahahahahahahha.

WTF, don't do that.

Better win.

I think the coast are gonna be my second team, seeing as they're on the other side of the draw and will be playing 3 teams I don't like very much.

Playing USA on a saturday 19.30 KO. Will be mental down the pub for that.

Yeah, that's gonna be mental.

Looking at the full draw though, it's a bit shit. Group G will obviously be good but other than that nothing much to get excited about. Group D will be interesting with Germany, Serbia, Ghana and Australia, three tough games for the Germans.

Gonna be hungover for days after they drop five on the funny talkers. Seriously, I hope we both get through and you beat the Germans in the 2nd round.

Thank fuck, should win that with shit to spare. Americans are gonna get fucked up.

Fucking hell....