Sounds good.
Think calling him a FCB would be an own goal and alienate us from the rest of the country, so I think its important new songs are made up for this.
Someone else mentioned to the tune of 'Ketsbia My Lord':
St. James' always, St. James'
St. James' always, St. James'
St. James' always, St. James'
Always St. James' Park
Winter wonderland:
Mike Ashley are you listenin
Drop your pies & f*cuking listen
Your not wanted here, get your fat arse in gear
Drive back down the way you came here
or something like that
That's really good, last line needs changing though. Much better than the fat cockney bastard one, which is frankly cringe worthy as fuck.