He swerves to the left,
He swerves to the riiiggghhhttt,
Hatem Ben Arfa,
He makes you look s****!
(one of the lads came up with this on a stag do in Benidorm last weekend. 20 of us singing it and plenty more joined in complete with arms above head to the left and then the right)
Wish people would post what the song is to the tune of when they write song lyrics
Same tune as 'he scores when he wants'